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FUCKING WOOFER

Fucking woofer


  • Stroke: up to 1" (~ 2 - 2.5 cm);
  • Frequency: 20 - 200 HZ;
  • Operated by CD players remote control (stroke - volume).
  • Power: 90 Watt (Depends of chosen amplifier);

"...just push play!"


This machine is not build yet. It is only a design. But we have all drawings and parts, to build it if there will be an interest.

The WOOFER fucking machine is a very unusual design. It uses the principle of woofer (low frequency acoustic speaker). The woofer is connected to amplifier of CD player. While music plays, the woofers cone moves (vibrates) with the rhythm of music. Dildo is connected by rod to woofers cone. The musical sound waves transmitted by speaker transform to vibration of dildo. So dildo strokes with frequency 20 - 200 Hz. The powerful woofer has "big" enough stroke (amplitude) - up to 2 - 2.5 cm (~1"). So it is appreciable vibration. The stroke depends of sound volume - is regulated by CD player's remote control. (Bass - on maximum!)


Really - feel the music!

Rhythmic melodies are recommended.


fucking woofer In case of interest for Fucking WOOFER machine, we need 2 - 3 weeks to build it and test it well. Some modifications may be necessary. We have all drawings and calculations, but had no time yet to build it.

Woofer info

Woofer appr. price - $590

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